Old Clothes and Corn Liquor



It occurs to me that the Stone’s Trace Pioneer Festival starts a week from today, which means Emily and I have until next Saturday to find outfits that make us look more or less like pioneers. On a limited budget, just like the actual pioneers. We have it covered, as long as we don’t have to wear hats, and if people don’t look too closely at our footwear.

I think it’s neat, the way they go to such lengths to give people a taste of what things were like a century and a half ago. It can’t be perfect, of course, especially in our case. This is the first time Stone’s Trace has hosted a book signing, but I don’t think they’ll ask me to use a quill pen, or only sell leather-bound books. On the other hand, I’m almost positive they won’t let me bring a jug of corn liquor, so it’ll all even out.

Hm … what did Hoosier pioneers drink? Paging Google …

It seems locally distilled whiskey was popular. I don’t drink much: A jigger of that stuff, and I’ll be signing my name “Mfcks Hinknickle”.

It’ll all work out. And preparing takes my mind off something much scarier: three days earlier, on September 9th, I have to give a talk at the Kendallville Public Library. Well, I don’t have to, but if somebody asks me to talk about my writing, I’m going to do it.

What happens after that is what they get for asking.

Now that I think on it, do you suppose people will show up hoping to witness a train wreck? Well, that’s fine—maybe they’ll feel so bad for me they’ll buy a book. But I’m actually not terrible at public speaking, as long as I have something of a script to go by. I’m a writer—so I write what I’m going to say, and it should work out fine. Guess I should get started on that.
We’ll be fine as long as I stay away from the moonshine.
"Mfcks Hinknickle ... pass the jug."

12 comments:

  1. And if you do get into the moonshine, fortunately you won't remember a thing you've done... until you see the newspaper.

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  2. You HAVE to post pics of the two of you in costume!

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    1. Ours will be pretty simple ones, but we'll post them!

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  3. Moonshine's illegal (at least over here) so stay away. Anyway, you want to enjoy your embarrassment with a clear memory. At least my wife does so she can torment me with it.

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    1. Hey, what happens in my still, stays in my still.

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  4. Good luck with all of it. We have Pioneer days here too, but I've no desire to dress as a pioneer. Not my thing, but if it involved book signing, you bet I would. As far as moonshine and public speaking - might be interesting, so be sure and record it for us.

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    1. The moonshine should always come *after* the public speaking.

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  5. With a little liquor you should do just fine. A few glasses of wine is the only way I can get my sister to even talk to me. It works.trust me. Can you still read while under the influence?

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    1. I don't know, I never tried. I'm not sure this is a good time to try!

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    1. What could possibly go wrong? Okay, wrong thing to say ...

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