NASA has confirmed a 1.5 mile wide asteroid will close in on Earth this weekend, so tomorrow might be your last chance to come to see your favorite local authors at appearances in Kendallville and Auburn.
By “close” they mean 15 million miles, which by astronomical standards is like tossing a rock in New York and having someone in Los Angeles hear it whistle by their ear. But just in case, you should buy a book and get some calories in case the world’s infrastructure comes down. We’ll be in coffee shop/bookstores, so there you go.
So if it’s not too far from your bunker we’ll see you from 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. at Joanna’s Dealicious Treats, at 201 S. Main Street in Kendallville. Later you’ll need more coffee, so come on over from 3-7 p.m. to the Cupbearer Café, at 138 East 7th Street in Auburn. Remember, six authors—no waiting!
Remember also, that every time you don’t go to a book signing, the presidential election season gets just a little longer …
Don’t let that be your fault.