As an author, searching for the right literary agent sucks.
I've been trying to find one that will be the right match for me, not just any warm body, so I spend a lot of time researching and seeking them out. Then I spend more time doing a search to make sure I haven't already queried them or their agency, since I've been on this hunt ever since I lost my last agent, over a decade ago. If there's one thing writers don't have a lot of, it's time.
So I've come up with a solution.*
Someone needs to create a LinkedIn type website, for writers seeking agents. The writers will post their best query letter, synopsis, and sample chapters, along with things like the genres they write in, a list of previously published works, their social media presence, and anything else an agent might be interested in.
Then the agent only has to come to the site, do a keyword search, and look for an author that meets their needs.
I just went through a list of about two dozen agents, and each of them had slightly different requirements for author submissions. It seems to me this idea would actually make things easier for both sides. The writer doesn't have to try to narrow and tweak his queries to meet the desires of individual agents; The agents, instead of being inundated with e-mails every day, can just do a quick search on one website whenever they're looking for new clients.
Win-win.
Unhappily, I'm tech challenged. So which of you internet geniuses is going to get the ball rolling?
*Not applicable to you successful self-publishers, of course.
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50 Authors from 50 States: 40 years of Oregon with Jane Kirkpatrick
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50 Authors from 50 States: 40 years of Oregon with Jane Kirkpatrick: My home state is Wisconsin and growing up, we often chortled about those tourists from Illinois, our neighbor, coming north to escape the ...Everybody knows there's a newsletter, even if no one can find it.
My carefully planned social network sent the announcement of my writer's newsletter all over the internet--it even put it on Twitter four times--but didn't include the actual link. *sigh* That's here:
Eventually I'm going to do a giveaway through the newsletter, as soon as I have enough subscribers, so I hope to see you there.
Mark Hunter and the Albion Rovers
As all fourteen of my regular readers know, my name is Mark Hunter and I come from Albion, Indiana. What you might not know is that I have internet alerts set, so that if someone talks about my writing I know. It's like spying, only … well, it's just like spying.
Sadly, most of the hits are about one of the other 1,400,000 Mark Hunters on the internet, which explains why I usually stick in my middle initial. But as a result, I get fun things like this:
So whenever I get too full of it, I can remind myself that not only am I not the only Mark Hunter from Albion, but I'm not even the financial director.
(The original story is here: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/local-sport/never-say-never-albion-rovers-14154418.)
(By the way, eight of my fourteen readers have not yet bought their copy of Coming Attractions. Remember, whenever someone doesn't buy a book, a bear loses all its hair and gets teased for being a bare hair bear. Who wants that?)
Find all of our books at:
http://markrhunter.com/
https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B0058CL6OO
Sadly, most of the hits are about one of the other 1,400,000 Mark Hunters on the internet, which explains why I usually stick in my middle initial. But as a result, I get fun things like this:
'Never say never': Albion Rovers chief admits Cliftonhill Stadium could be sold for the right price
Scottish Daily Record
Cliftonhill may have stood at the heart of Coatbridge for a century – but Albion Rovers financial director Mark Hunter refused to rule-out selling the …
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So whenever I get too full of it, I can remind myself that not only am I not the only Mark Hunter from Albion, but I'm not even the financial director.
(The original story is here: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/local-sport/never-say-never-albion-rovers-14154418.)
No, no, not him! Although as the CEO of Molson Coors, he's the Mark R Hunter to go to if you want a beer. |
(By the way, eight of my fourteen readers have not yet bought their copy of Coming Attractions. Remember, whenever someone doesn't buy a book, a bear loses all its hair and gets teased for being a bare hair bear. Who wants that?)
Find all of our books at:
http://markrhunter.com/
https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B0058CL6OO
Always Be Closing
Don't forget my romantic comedy Coming Attractions, available wherever my novel named Coming Attractions is sold! Especially on our webpage, of course:
Well, a guy's gotta blow his own horn now and then, otherwise the horn gets rusty, and so does his blowing ability. On a related note, you can find my and Emily's books on Amazon, too:
Not overjoyed by the underwear meme
They're all over my underwear:
https://humoroutcasts.com/2019/not-overjoyed-by-the-underwear-meme/
A look at how the meaning of meme changed over the years ... and at my underwear. Kind of.
https://humoroutcasts.com/2019/not-overjoyed-by-the-underwear-meme/
A look at how the meaning of meme changed over the years ... and at my underwear. Kind of.
What I didn't do on my summer vacation
I'm back!
Not that we went far: we had a two week vacation that was almost all spent at home, largely because of my annual super sinus infection and some family responsibilities. I did catch up on sleep--this is something all third shifters appreciate. We also caught up on some reading and watched a season of Game of Thrones, which is not what I'd call "relaxing" TV.
More important, once I was feeling up to it I got some writing done, and I'm up to 24,500 words on my work in progress. No, not that work in progress, which is awaiting Emily's editing skills. No, not that other work in progress, which I'm holding for cooler weather and involves me going through a LOT of photographs.
The other other work in progress. The one about the two spouses and their dog, and horses, and maybe ghosts, and definitely a murder mystery, and mushrooms. It was supposed to come after the other two, but I started the first scene as a whim, couldn't stop, and just hit chapter fourteen.
I'm having loads of fun writing this story. I don't know if it'll be any good, but working on it sure helps my stress levels.
Sadly, vacation's over and it's time to put some work into promotion and marketing. Oh, and return to my full time job. *sigh*
Find all of our books at:
http://markrhunter.com/
https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B0058CL6OO
And most places where fine books with my name on them are sold.
Not that we went far: we had a two week vacation that was almost all spent at home, largely because of my annual super sinus infection and some family responsibilities. I did catch up on sleep--this is something all third shifters appreciate. We also caught up on some reading and watched a season of Game of Thrones, which is not what I'd call "relaxing" TV.
More important, once I was feeling up to it I got some writing done, and I'm up to 24,500 words on my work in progress. No, not that work in progress, which is awaiting Emily's editing skills. No, not that other work in progress, which I'm holding for cooler weather and involves me going through a LOT of photographs.
The other other work in progress. The one about the two spouses and their dog, and horses, and maybe ghosts, and definitely a murder mystery, and mushrooms. It was supposed to come after the other two, but I started the first scene as a whim, couldn't stop, and just hit chapter fourteen.
I'm having loads of fun writing this story. I don't know if it'll be any good, but working on it sure helps my stress levels.
Sadly, vacation's over and it's time to put some work into promotion and marketing. Oh, and return to my full time job. *sigh*
We did go on some day trips, and in one of them I got high. You can see our car from here! |
Find all of our books at:
http://markrhunter.com/
https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B0058CL6OO
And most places where fine books with my name on them are sold.
50 Authors from 50 States: Cindy A. Matthew Returns to Ohio
Our neighbors get the spotlight with Ohio on 50 Authors From 50 States:
50 Authors from 50 States: Cindy A. Matthew Returns to Ohio: I returned to Ohio in 2013 after thirty years of living in the west. It's challenging to return home after such a long time away--you ...
50 Authors from 50 States: Cindy A. Matthew Returns to Ohio: I returned to Ohio in 2013 after thirty years of living in the west. It's challenging to return home after such a long time away--you ...
I sold a short story!
I didn't cheer. I didn't run through the streets, kissing perfect strangers. I just kind of sat there slack-jawed, staring at the e-mail. My wife probably thought I'd gotten a death notification.
But no: I'd sold a short story. And yes, I was happy--just having trouble believing it.
To understand why one sale should shock me so, we have to go into history. Don't worry, it won't hurt.
Shortly after turning 18, I started submitting short stories. At first, they went one by one to Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, which these days is called Asimov's Science Fiction. There were and are plenty of other magazines that print (or post online, these days) short stories, but Asimov's was the first one I read, and I was stuck on appearing there first. Just so you know, that's a stupid way to do it, then and now.
I wrote dozens and dozens of short stories. I took a course on writing them; bought dozens of books about writing; and I read hundreds of the short stories of others. I also got smart enough to send each story to every market I could find.
By the way, thanks to Linda Nagata, my teacher in that correspondence course. It was in the snail mail days. The story she helped me improve was "Grocery Purgatory", a tale of disappearances set in a small town grocery store. Read all about her here: https://mythicisland.com/
None were ever published. I came close later on, with favorable and personal rejection letters. Eventually I discarded the ones clearly written in desperation--some of them were real stinkers--while revising and improving the ones that showed promise. But no final sale.
Here's the thing: short stories of mine have been published. Some were holiday themed tales, part of Christmas inserts in the three weekly papers that published my humor column. They were not in the habit of publishing fiction, and if I hadn't already been on the staff it wouldn't have happened ... so they didn't really count.
In 2011 my first novel, Storm Chaser, came out. I wrote several short stories featuring the characters from the book, intending to give them away to promote the book itself. But when I told my publisher about it, they suggested selling them together, as a collection. That's how Storm Chaser Shorts came about: They're published, and they're short stories, but it seemed to me again that I had a bit of an unfair advantage, compared to cold selling a single story to a publisher who didn't know me.
Three anthologies carry my stories, but they were by invite, and I think they also don't count.
The point is, it had become personal.
(Oh, and as usual, all those can be found on our website and here, on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Mark-R-Hunter/e/B0058CL6OO.) Always be closing.
As time went by, I boiled down the publishable stories to six, always waiting there in my master submission log. I had submitted my first short story in the summer of 1980.
So you see, when I received an e-mail from Alban Lake Publishing, telling me they were buying a story for one of their periodicals, I had been trying to sell to a magazine for thirty-nine years.
The story is "Coming Attractions", the bones of which I first wrote three decades ago. Revised many times and workshopped with Linda Nagata, it's hardly recognizable from the original (which was twice as long).
I'll give out more information when I get it, but my new publisher's website is here:
https://albanlakepublishing.com/
After almost four decades, I'll have a short story published in a magazine. Well, e-magazine. Let's just say periodical. After a summer of everything breaking and a long week of sinus infection, this small step is very good news, indeed.
Now: On to selling the rest of them!
http://markrhunter.com/
But no: I'd sold a short story. And yes, I was happy--just having trouble believing it.
To understand why one sale should shock me so, we have to go into history. Don't worry, it won't hurt.
Shortly after turning 18, I started submitting short stories. At first, they went one by one to Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, which these days is called Asimov's Science Fiction. There were and are plenty of other magazines that print (or post online, these days) short stories, but Asimov's was the first one I read, and I was stuck on appearing there first. Just so you know, that's a stupid way to do it, then and now.
I wrote dozens and dozens of short stories. I took a course on writing them; bought dozens of books about writing; and I read hundreds of the short stories of others. I also got smart enough to send each story to every market I could find.
By the way, thanks to Linda Nagata, my teacher in that correspondence course. It was in the snail mail days. The story she helped me improve was "Grocery Purgatory", a tale of disappearances set in a small town grocery store. Read all about her here: https://mythicisland.com/
None were ever published. I came close later on, with favorable and personal rejection letters. Eventually I discarded the ones clearly written in desperation--some of them were real stinkers--while revising and improving the ones that showed promise. But no final sale.
Here's the thing: short stories of mine have been published. Some were holiday themed tales, part of Christmas inserts in the three weekly papers that published my humor column. They were not in the habit of publishing fiction, and if I hadn't already been on the staff it wouldn't have happened ... so they didn't really count.
In 2011 my first novel, Storm Chaser, came out. I wrote several short stories featuring the characters from the book, intending to give them away to promote the book itself. But when I told my publisher about it, they suggested selling them together, as a collection. That's how Storm Chaser Shorts came about: They're published, and they're short stories, but it seemed to me again that I had a bit of an unfair advantage, compared to cold selling a single story to a publisher who didn't know me.
Three anthologies carry my stories, but they were by invite, and I think they also don't count.
The point is, it had become personal.
(Oh, and as usual, all those can be found on our website and here, on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Mark-R-Hunter/e/B0058CL6OO.) Always be closing.
As time went by, I boiled down the publishable stories to six, always waiting there in my master submission log. I had submitted my first short story in the summer of 1980.
So you see, when I received an e-mail from Alban Lake Publishing, telling me they were buying a story for one of their periodicals, I had been trying to sell to a magazine for thirty-nine years.
The story is "Coming Attractions", the bones of which I first wrote three decades ago. Revised many times and workshopped with Linda Nagata, it's hardly recognizable from the original (which was twice as long).
I'll give out more information when I get it, but my new publisher's website is here:
https://albanlakepublishing.com/
After almost four decades, I'll have a short story published in a magazine. Well, e-magazine. Let's just say periodical. After a summer of everything breaking and a long week of sinus infection, this small step is very good news, indeed.
Now: On to selling the rest of them!
http://markrhunter.com/
A ... carmocycle?
When I was a kid I loved my tricycle ... something tells me I'd like this one, too.
I took these photos at Pokagon State Park a couple of years ago. I've seen it, or its twin, here and there since then, but they don't seem to have taken off. I mean, figuratively taken off. It doesn't really seem to be the kind of vehicle for northern Indiana weather.
I took these photos at Pokagon State Park a couple of years ago. I've seen it, or its twin, here and there since then, but they don't seem to have taken off. I mean, figuratively taken off. It doesn't really seem to be the kind of vehicle for northern Indiana weather.