Novelist. Firefighter. Mustache owner.
Congratulations! You deserve it!
Well, I don't know if I deserve THAT! :-)
It's all about what you write. It's endearing.
I think I like that idea -- being endearing. It beats some alternatives!
Just watch out for the cheek-pinchers!
Maybe I could oil my cheeks, so their fingers will slide off ...
That might be one option, Mike!