SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK
Following
your dreams can take you to some strange roads that might not have anything to
do with your dreams, at all.
We
can’t all have our first dreams, of course. America really wouldn’t function
with fifty million actors, one hundred million singers, and two hundred and
fifty million lottery winners. What do those all have in common? Long odds.
Still,
it’s important to pursue a dream, even if it isn’t the dream you end up with.
My grandkids want to be ninjas. It’s probably not on the average college
curriculum, but who knows? I’m saving back some masks and black pajamas, just
in case.
My
first dreams were to be a scientist, or an astronaut … or better yet, a
combination of the two: a Science Officer. Yes, I was a Trekkie, why do you
ask? But I had to give up those dreams because, it turns out, both jobs require
being good at math.
A
writer doesn’t have to be good at math.
Or so
I told myself. By the time I was halfway through high school, I settled on a
career plan: I would become a firefighter, and on my days off I would write
best-selling novels. My backup plan would be a forest ranger, thus putting me
in a position to battle forest fires in between writing books.
I
cheerfully ignored the results of counseling tests, which revealed I would be
ideally suited for a career in the food service industry. Years later I
realized food service was actually not a bad career path from the standpoint of
employment opportunities and management paths. I mean, how many astronauts get
hired every year?
My
guaranteed career path fell short, due to shortsightedness. Or is it
long-sightedness? Whichever it was, my eyesight didn’t meet the standards at
the time for full time firefighting. This was despite my discovery as a
volunteer that once you got into a burning building, you couldn’t see a darned
thing anyway.
It’s
the only time I ever cried at the optometrist office.
Now
here I am, in my twenty-third year with the Noble County Sheriff Department,
two decades of that as an emergency dispatcher. While I was too busy trying to
find a career to notice I had one, I had one.
Irony
is my middle name. And the irony didn’t stop, because for over three decades I
continued to work toward establishing a fiction writing career. While I was
busy writing novels and short stories and not selling them, I became a humor
columnist, newspaper reporter, and finally non-fiction book writer, none of
which have anything to do with fiction. It was totally by accident. Accident is
also my middle name. I’ve never asked my parents why.
Irony
is a gift that keeps on giving, because just as I finished another novel
manuscript, my wife and I began to discuss doing a humor book about national or
Indiana state history. Within weeks of us discussing it, I was put in touch
with a publisher … a history publisher.
Arcadia Publishing has a long history
of books about, well, history, and they were looking for someone to do a photo-heavy
book about the history of Albion and Noble County. (Not humor related, you’ll
be unhappy or happy to know.)
As it
happens, my wife and I had done a history book the year before, a photo-heavy
book about the Albion Fire Department. But this book was going to be even
photo-heavier. After a month of talking and filling out paperwork, I signed the
contract for Images of America: Albion
and Noble County.
True,
I’ve just published my fourth work of fiction. Just the same, Arcadia is the
first large publisher I’ve signed with, so my writing is, well, history.
It’s
as if, while training to be an astronaut, I fell into a career as a deep-sea
diver.
Now
I’m asking you, all fourteen of my regular readers, to help me with this
project. My attempts to be a scientist didn’t pan out, so I don’t have a time
machine: I need historical photos from around Noble County, and they have to be
prints. Emily, my wife/editor/webmaster/technical director/computer whiz, will
scan the prints with your permission and then give them back to you (along with
the scanned image on a disk, if you’re interested). Your historical photo,
along with another two hundred or more others, could appear in the print and
electronic versions of the book, but otherwise would still be yours.
It’s a
pretty cool project, and a great way to hold onto history and maybe get kids
interested in it. Who knows? Maybe it’ll put some of them on a path to being
historians.
It’s
never too late for a career change.
I do recall someone saying years back "a career is a job that lasts too long" or something to that effect...and can't help you with the Noble County pics...and yeah, the odds of a writing career are pretty rough, but I do think stuff like the Albion Fire Dept history book is pretty cool...
ReplyDeleteI like that, wish I could have stolen that one. Well, I guess I'll keep trying to write cool stuff until I'm doing it for a living!
DeleteIf you have a historical society with a museum and gift shop, they will probably carry that book. I hope they pay you. The authors of The Story of Twentynine Palms had to buy them if they wanted to sell any. The museum does buy them and they have been a steady seller.
ReplyDeleteOh, yes, the first people I contacted were the Noble County Historical Society members, who run the Old Jail Museum here in town. I do get paid, but no advance--it's an 8% standard royalty. I expect, best case scenario, to make around $250 on this one unless something weird happens and people outside this area start picking it up.
DeleteThat's going to keep you occupied!
ReplyDeleteAs if I needed any help with that!
DeleteAlthough I do live a little further than your other readers, I'll certainly have a look. Might be a good time to try out my new browser.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the browser!
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