Matt Smith
came to my house to help figure out why my clothes drier isn’t running—he even
used his sonic screwdriver on it. He discovered it is indeed getting supplied
with power ... but it still doesn’t work. It’s like the Federal government of
driers.
Maybe I
should have called Peter Capaldi?
Okay, not
the same Matt Smith. Seriously, it was nice of Matt to confirm the problem
wasn’t with the plug, and now I’m going to start my own Kickstarter type
program: When I sell $350 worth of books, I buy a new drier. It’ll work until
everyone figures out I have to buy a new drier, whether I make any sales or
not.
Maybe the drier needs a good swift kick.
ReplyDelete*ahem* Kinda tried that already.
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