Always Be Closing

Don't forget my romantic comedy Coming Attractions, available wherever my novel named Coming Attractions is sold! Especially on our webpage, of course:
Well, a guy's gotta blow his own horn now and then, otherwise the horn gets rusty, and so does his blowing ability. On a related note, you can find my and Emily's books on Amazon, too:
Remember, if our books don't sell they could be eaten by zombies, and give them enough ink energy to go looking for more food. Don't start the zombie apocalypse.

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