I suppose this
would be a good time to remind all of you that books are, by far, the best
Christmas gifts. Yes, even for non-readers: In fact, books owned by people who
don’t read are not only great re-gifts, but when not re-gifted they’re among
the books in the best condition. No dog-ears, no food stains, no bent pages …
pristine. Two hundred years from now, you can resell books in such good
condition for enough money to make up for inflation, if you should happen to
still be alive.
In addition to
that, books:
Require no
batteries. (Except e-books, and those don't kill trees. That I know of.)
Almost never rot
your brains.
In hardcover
editions can be used for self-defense.
Can be hollowed
out to hide all sorts of contraband and/or listening devices.
Make bookcases
much more useful.
Never go offline
during power outages, assuming you have backup lighting. If you don’t have that
in case of power outages, are you really smart enough to read?
Also, should you buy our books, you’re shopping
locally. This makes me happy, and don’t you want to
see me happy? I thought so.
But if you’ve
heard horror stories about going out shopping this time of year, you could
always go to our website at http://www.markrhunter.com/books.html.
This gives you a choice of several books in five or six different genres (because
I just can’t seem to keep my mind on one thing), with prices ranging all the
way down to free (for Strange Portals,
anyway. Did you know you can send e-books as gifts?) It’s like Black Friday somehow turned into bright December.
So that’s my pitch, and if you spread the word I promise I’ll continue to be funny and entertaining.
Okay, I’ll try.
The Santa Mafia explains a lot.
ReplyDeleteEver since I took that picture, I've wanted to put the Santa Mafia into a story. Someday ...
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