Okay, so, we survived the Snowstorm of '22.
That just isn't as catchy as the Blizzard of '78, but it never quite got to blizzard status--it was just a regular snowstorm. At least, it was compared to weather in the old days. You know the story: We walked to school five miles every day, uphill both ways, dodging polar bears and wading through ten foot drifts in the morning, then in the afternoon using our ten deep pile of school books as shade against the 102 degree sun. Plus we painted our feet black, because we couldn't afford shoes.
And we were happy to have that paint.
Cars? We didn't have cars. Our parents rode dinosaurs, and not those big ones either--they had to ride those little, chicken size ones, which was fine with them because they needed the eggs.
The story gets better every year. When I tell it to my grandkids, I'm going to add murder hornets and clowns.
But in recent years we've been, shall we say, spoiled. I joined the fire department in 1980, and for the next ten years our name for twelve inches of snow was "a good start". One year we got a snowstorm like last week's every weekend for the whole winter. This idea of seeing what was under the snow between November and March was inconceivable. I remember during the April grass fire season when we had to walk around snow drifts to get to the burning grass.
I don't miss it.
The dog loved this. He'd go lay in the snow, and I had to make him come back inside. But me? I hate cold, and I hate the short days. I guess the snow would be okay if it was warm and the days were long, but that's not how it works. It doesn't help that my old frostbite injuries are acting up so much I started losing the use of my hands while shoveling, even with gloves on.
I didn't always feel that way. When I was young, I'd use a snow day as an excuse to go out and play in the snow. Maybe I'm suffering a form of PTSD, because doing that is how I got the frostbite.
So, suddenly a winter wonderland is a winter torture land.
Like everyone else, I got complacent, so this storm became the 2000's equivalent of the '78 blizzard. Snow, wind ... and the cold. If it was a country, it would be Iceland. If it was a Civil War Battle, it would be Cold Harbor. If it was a city, it would be Coldwater. If it was a 90s rapper, it would be Vanilla Ice. If it was a rap song I've never actually heard, it would be Ice Cold.
If it was revenge, it would be best served cold.
The weather got so nasty, I took all these pictures from within twenty feet of my home. I got lucky and was on days off during the worst of the storm, and didn't otherwise have to go out, thanks to four appointments getting canceled. It gave me a taste of what it must be like to just stay inside and wait it out, and I gotta tell you ...
I enjoyed that. I enjoyed it like ... ice cream.
The bulk of our snowpack for each winter tends to come from the ten to fifteen centimeter snowfalls we get on a regular basis. In between we do get bigger storms and the occasional blizzard. What we had in January was one.
ReplyDeleteJanuary was fun this year, wasn't it?
DeleteMy ancestors came ashore in North Carolina (well, those who weren't already here.) Then they moved north to Tennessee, then north to Kentucky, then north to Ohio, and now north to Indiana. I told my wife, "No more! If we move again, we're headed south!"
We've had a wimpy winter so far here in New York City. I would ask if you want to trade, but I don't think I will. I am sorry you are going through all that, though.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm just a small town boy, so I'll leave the city for you! Besides, we never get nor'easters. We do get a lot more tornadoes, though--there's always something.
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